
Queer
Facts: The Greatest Gay & Lesbian Trivia Book Ever
by Michelle Baker & Stephen Tropiano
Hardcover: $14.95
Publisher: Sanctuary Press
ISBN: 1860746969
GLBT readers know they are in for a treat the minute they see the cover
of Queer Facts: The Greatest Gay & Lesbian Trivia Book Ever.
Matching the paper color used for printing the witty and informative
text, the cover is bright pink and it reveals two
“Ken”-like bridegrooms and two “Barbie”-like
brides, each same-sex couple lovingly standing side by side. The fun
carries on immediately with Graham Norton’s wickedly funny double
entendre in the foreword to this winning and high-spirited book.
"While all trivia interests us, we have
of course a special fascination in facts and figures that relate to gay
men and lesbians. I myself will be heading out to gay bars with an
extra bit of conversational confidence now that I know which bisexual,
gay men and lesbians have appeared on U.S. postage stamps. It is always
a good thing to know when you are licking a gay head." (p.5)
Queer Facts is a great coffee table or bed stand
book that both entertains and enlightens. The topics Baker and Tropiano
have assembled are not only great in the magnitude of trivia, they are
quick and ready with humor. Still, neither do they ignore the people
and places gays and lesbians would be wise to avoid. The collaborators
are decent historians, too, reaching back through the centuries and
millennia to present the true facts about homosexuality in Ancient
Greece, Sapho, and Medieval persecutions of lesbians in Europe plus the
earliest known legal code reference to lesbians, 1260 A.D. in France.
But, they are very much at home with contemporary information from the
latest reality TV shows with gay contestants or themes to “Global
Chick Chat” that provides the best websites where lesbians can
meet other lesbians.
Readers can spend an entire evening with Queer Facts or just an
occasional free ten minutes before heading off to work or before
dinner. Book lovers can begin reading on any page and more often than
not will have both a laugh and learn something new as well. Indeed,
readers may well ask, “Is there anything the authors forgot to
include?
Here is just a random sampling of trivia from Queer Facts:
- The gay man’s
history of TV
- R.I.P. – Final
resting places of famous homosexuals
- Bisexual, gay, and
lesbian Nobel Prize Winners
- Amazons
- Gay popular movies
that became Broadway shows
- “Camp
Stamps” – Lesbian, bisexual, and gays who appeared on
- U. S. postage stamps
- Actors who have
portrayed Oscar Wilde in films or on TV
- Fine art paintings
of lesbians
- The meaning of the
black triangle
- Landmark court
decisions
- A complete
explanation of Kinsey’s 1 to 6 scale of gayness
- “Out”
lesbian characters in mainstream comics
- The locations and
number of sports and athletes and countries in
- the Gay Games
- Red alerts about
especially homophobic right-wing groups
- Lesbian separatism
- Male masturbation
euphemisms involving food (e.g., “Rocking the
- rhubarb”)
- Lesbian vampires
- Gay tick-it-off film
list
- Lesbian hair styles
from the 1920s to the present
- Lesbian movies to
make you smile
- Longest TV kiss
between two women
- Lambda literary
award winners for lesbian mysteries
- Gay bumper stickers
- Names for lesbians
in Shoshoni, Hindi, Chinese, and the Klamath
- Tribe
- Lesbian-friendly
singers
- Sports Dykes
- Lesbian and
lesbian-gay publications
- Gay and bisexual
comic book characters
- Radical women
- Madonna’s US
discography
- Ruth and Naomi in
the Old Testament
- Required gay
reading: Real-life stories
- Gay porn film auteurs
Queer Facts also offers excellent biographical
profiles of the remarkable Marguerite Yourcenar, Rita Mae Brown,
Martina Navratilova, Pedro Almodovar, Billy Jean King, plus added
features such as the chronology of the “Divine Miss M on Tour,
1970-2003.” In another great passage, a number of great divas
thank their gay fans. Paying such tributes are Britney Spears, Cher,
Celine Dion, Donna Summers, and Patti LaBelle.
Besides the laugh-out-loud reading Baker and Tropiano supply in their
gay treasure trove of amazing historical facts (as well as conjecture
and scandal), there are excellent histories of The Red Ribbon Project,
the AIDS Memorial Quilt, PFLAG, and much gay and lesbian-related
history that includes European monarchs who were gay or lesbian. Every
page and every feature of Queer Facts is captivating.
Helpful hints are also provided. Want to go online? Queer Facts
tells readers how to create the perfect online profile, lists useful
web sites, and provides valuable information about Internet sexual
etiquette. The book also contains summaries of hard scientific data
that is difficult, if not impossible, for the straight family and foes
of GLBT persons to ignore or refute:
Daughters of lesbians have higher self-esteem than daughters of
straight women. Sons are more caring and less aggressive.
Daughters and sons of lesbian, gay, and bi-sexual parents have the same
incidence of heterosexuality as the general population. (p. 180)
Hey, guys. Need to prove to relatives that gay “marriages”
last? Queer Facts provides a list of male relationships that
have stood the test of time. Bruhs Mero and Gean Harwood have been a
“married” couple for 66 years! Another great couple was
Joseph C. Leyendecker and Charles Beach. After Norman Rockwell,
Leyendecker was the most popular commercial artist in America. He was
especially famous for his All-American Ivy League Arrow collar and
shirt ads. The Arrow Shirt Man was a 20th century icon of the Ideal
American Male! Beach, the ruggedly handsome Arrow Shirt model, was
artist Leyendecker's lover for 49 years! A long list of other gay
couples who have been together from 30 to 55 years are cited. It is a
great record to show to a born-again Christian homophobic brother who
divorced his wife after two years because he wanted to marry his sexy
secretary (or boss!). Queer Facts provides an arsenal of useful
and insightful data about gay and lesbian marriages, adoptions, and
REAL family values.
Despite the sense of fun and good will found in the pink pages of Queer
Facts, homophobia is definitely not excluded and everything Baker
and Tropiano present is not amusing or as sweet as wedding orange
blossoms for Ken-Ken and Barbie-Barbie legally gay marriages. Readers
learn that lesbian, gay, and bisexual youth are four times more likely
to commit suicide than their straight peers and that 85% of teachers
oppose integrating lesbian, gay, or bisexual themes in their curricula.
Much of the most violent abuse to gay and lesbian youths occurs in
public schools. Translation: Seek a fine, liberal Charter School
where sexual diversity is honored and celebrated or give home schooling
some second thoughts.
Readers thumbing through the pages of this bright and mostly cheery
tome may well want to ask themselves if they really want to continue
giving money to their prime religious or secular charities if they
provide aide to Uganda, Sudan, Nigeria, Mauritania, and Afghanistan.
These nations have the death penalty for homosexuality.
Wise and prudent readers will pay particular attention to the
information the authors provide on dangerous countries to avoid when
planning an international vacation. For example, readers are acquainted
with a long list of countries where lesbian acts are illegal. The
penalties for gay behavior are also given. How about a vacation in
Jamaica where the penalty is not death, as in the Sudan, but ten years
at hard labor? The sodomy laws of the most homophobic nations in the
world are listed. Want to see Kenya? Know before you leave the
protection of the USA, Canada, or Great Britain that the penalty for
sodomy in Kenya is 14 years in prison. Western citizenship may provide
some buffers for American, Canadian, and British gays and lesbians, but
what reader wants to be responsible for a casual vacation sexual
interlude that might cause a native citizen in one of these nations to
forfeit his or her life for one night of pleasure?
Perhaps a gay and lesbian and film festival in a more enlightened
nation is the safest vacation ticket. Readers only have to turn to
these pink pages to find the listing of all the world’s great
GLBT cinema celebrations in such venues as Copenhagen, Sydney,
Melbourne, Brussels, Helsinki, and Grenoble.
On a far happier note, readers also learn all the places where gay and
lesbian marriages are legal such as Belgium and Holland and in three
Canadian Provinces (Ontario, Quebec, British Columbia).
Queer Facts has a very complete and useful index to help every gay and
lesbian reader locate the inane, the insane, and even sometimes mundane
trivia of “Out” lives around the globe that are both very
funny as well as remarkably eye-opening.
—Jerry Flack, Denver, Colorado
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Where He Started
by Jay Quinn
Alyson Books, 2005
A Writers’ Dilemma: When Is Enough Enough?
by
Jerry Flack
The Happy Halloween
edition of the Independent Gay Writer included Greg Herren’s Upon A Midnight
Clear: Queer Christmas Tales (NY: Haworth/Southern Tier Editions,
2004) as its featured title. Having authored that review, this writer
now returns to it for two excerpts in an attempt to answer the
designated question posed.
The very gifted Southern writer Jim Grimsley excerpted a painful
chapter from his exquisite novel of the same name, Comfort and Joy
(Chapel Hill, NC: Algonquin Books, 1999) as his gift to Herren’s
Christmas anthology. The particular passage represents a gay doctor
trying to come out of the closet but finding it ever so difficult. Each
family Christmas grows more oppressive as his parents increase the
pressure on him to marry. Even brief trips home for Christmas are
smothering him. Worse, he has cowardly cancelled a date and wounded the
one man on earth with whom he would really like to be with at
Christmas, Dan Crell, the hospital administrator with the beatific
singing voice of an angel. Plagued by exhaustion from work, the great
lie in his personal life, and with nowhere else to turn, Ford McKinney
finally blurts out to his sister that he is gay. Ironically, Christmas
is anything but “Comfort and Joy” for the good doctor.
To be completely fair as well as guide readers to another great book, Comfort
and Joy is in part a sequel to the fearsome novel Winter Birds
(Chapel Hill, NC: Algonquin Books, 1984) that reveals the tragic early
life of Dan Crell.
In the same review, this author wrote a review of the most wonderful
story to be found in Herren’s collection:
The
best story in this unique Christmas anthology is “Our Family
Things” by the equally dazzling Southern writer Jay Quinn. Quinn
describes the disintegration of a family made up of three grown
children and two gay fathers when Zack, the bi-sexual biological
parent, decides at age fifty-six, that he wants a new life as a
straight man married to a woman thirty years his junior and a repeat of
fatherhood with a brand new baby. Years before, Zack’s first wife
committed suicide, leaving behind a gay super businessman-type A
widower with three small children five years and younger to raise.
Enter Chris, the young gay man, who gives up everything to be
Zack’s lover as well as the extraordinarily giving and
ever-caring parent in the lives of Zack’s three children, Trey,
Andrea, and Schooner. But, after he has made a home for his lover and
been the rock in the children’s lives for twenty-two years,
Chris, at forty-eight years, is suddenly abandoned. He is a cast off
and a casualty of Zack’s newly-found life. Parenting has been his
life’s joy, but it hardly qualifies as a career resume that will
afford him a secure and successful new life.
Zack’s departure
has not only impacted Chris’s life, but has fractured an entire
family. This year will be the first season that the whole family unit
will not be gathered to treasure and share all the wonderful Christmas
traditions Chris has given them over time. The old house will be sold,
and the children have more or less raided the only home they have ever
known of its furniture and household wares that were once such objects
of familiarity. Chris is newly settling into a beach house and trying
to create a new life for himself. The story has a terrific ending that
is far lovelier than mere poetic justice. It is sheer Christmas magic.
Quinn’s tale is the final story in Upon a Midnight Clear
and it is definitely the bright and shimmering star that tops off this
wonderful tinsel-covered Christmas tree gift of a book.
These two excerpts have been repeated here to provoke a discussion
among writers or a self-dialogue for the single writer as to which of
the approaches described above is the better choice, if one decision
may be judged superior. Jim Grimsley excerpted a good although not
great short story (left with many unanswered questions) from a truly
remarkable novel without a single wasted moment nor an untapped emotion
and that is written in prose every bit as lovely as poetry. Comfort
and Joy is without question this reviewer’s favorite novel.
Jay Quinn has reversed the process. He wrote this reviewer’s
concept of an absolutely perfect and luminous short story and has now
extended the same story into a full-length novel, Back Where He
Started. Quinn now shares the pre-Zack Chris Thayer, the now
forty-eight-year-old abandoned “mom” in his very earliest
years spent as a bastard child in a poor housing project plus verbal
snapshots as well of what the wealthy Zack Ronan Family looked like
prior to the wife and mother’s suicide and Chris’ brand new
in-residence role as wife and mother while still young, floundering,
and trying to find his own place in life. Diapers and responsibility
came first. Chris never could find the time to figure out his life; he
just accepted being a “mom” and all the hard work and joy
that came with the package.
More importantly, Quinn deftly moves his characters forward in their
own respective life stories. Trey and Andrea have settled into more or
less conventional married lives, and in his final year of college
Schooner, forever Chris’ baby, brings home his boyfriend with
whom he makes a whirlwind trip to Massachusetts to legally exchange gay
marriage vows.
But the bulk of Back Where He Started is about Chris Thayer’s
second shot at life. He is both witty and generous, and filled with a
real joy for life, but he is no longer twenty-two-years-old,
Abercrombie & Fitch cute, or wealthy. He needs a job and his only
job experience is raising another man’s three children.
Chris’ life shifts to a beach house in a small community on
Emerald Isle on North Carolina’s outer banks. There he toys with
a handsome but footloose veterinarian, Heath, who is ever the
matchmaker and steers Chris to Steve Willis, a rough and tumble
fisherman and jack-of-all-trades who raises and trains Chesapeake Bay
retrievers for a hobby and piece-meal income. He has Italian good looks
and is a good ten years younger than Chris, but almost immediately
falls in love with him. (Never, ever, let it be said Quinn cannot write
exciting depictions of exhilarating gay sexual encounters!)
What Quinn has succeeded in doing is fashioning a novel that takes a
panoramic look at what happens when the template for a traditional
family is used to describe the lives of three generations of a family
where “mom” is a man, “dad” has decamped for
seemingly greener (or at least more youthful) pastures, and where the
end results are hardly facsimile editions of “Ozzie &
Harriet” or Rock Hudson–Doris Day Hollywood marriages and
families.
Quinn has been criticized by other reviewers who claim he pushes the
envelope of Roman Catholicism too much, ignores significant problems
that impact his larger gay brotherhood such as A.I.D.S., and pretends
that gay couples are lovingly accepted into communities that have
continually sent Jesse Helms to the United States Senate. Although some
of the criticisms may well have validity, the complete interview with
Quinn about these issues at the Alyson Books site http://www.alyson.com/ is well worth
reading. This is especially true for beginning writers; Quinn’s
comments constitute a first-rate short course on writing fiction.
Personally, this writer knows many gay Catholic men, especially between
the ages of forty and sixty, who face life and faith head-on,
exactly as Chris does. They simply get past or through the dissonance
somehow. They remain true to the religion they grew up in even if
occasionally they have to turn a deaf ear to the anti-gay hostility of
the church’s hierarchy. They simply cannot give up the
beloved faith and all its traditions they have acquired as a part of an
entire lifetime.
The writing dilemma still exists. There surely is no perfect answer. Comfort
and Joy is a much more brilliant novel than a short story, and Back
Where He Started was better as a miracle of a short story than it
is as a fully-developed novel. It is true: Sometimes less is more!
Even so, Quinn is such a fine writer, and Chris Thayer is equally a
wonderful invention of a character (Has there ever been a man chosen as
America’s “Mother of the Year”?) and an incisive
narrator that Back Where He Started should not be missed. It is
a joyful and particularly heart-warming read.
One of the best things about Back Where He Started is its
seeming honesty. Chris’ kids still come to him for advice and
sometimes he dispenses it gently, and at other times (especially with
Schooner) roughly, but just as often he tells them they will have to do
what their hearts tell them is the right thing to do. The hearts within
the family unit, whether beating in gay, bi-sexual, or straight members
are forever essential to the true meaning of FAMILY.
—Jerry Flack, University of
Colorado
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